All hail the mighty pomegranate!

I don't need to be a billionaire. I just want to be rich enough to buy pomegranate seeds that have already been picked. I want them cleaned and laid in packaging that can travel with me at all times. But it would be a poor financial decision. I tend to favor "emotionally-unavailable" fruit. I love the impenetrable coconut, the seasonal and nearly impossible-to-tell-if-its-ripe-or-rotten watermelon, and of course, the labyrinthine pomegranate. God forbid I should crave an everyday apple - it might (gasp!) make my life easier. Perhaps you love pomegranate but find the process intimidating. I get that. It's no...