Father's Day realness

I've never met a person who had a dad that was easy to shop for. Every holiday season, people fret over what to get "the man who has everything." But how could every man have everything? Why are fathers so hard to shop for? Perhaps because men had primarily been breadwinners in the past, they went ahead and bought themselves whatever they wanted. But now college enrollment is over 50% women and we are beginning to close the wage gap (a work in progress!). With more equality, women can often purchase whatever their hearts desire.  Yet, no one ever seems...